In support of gastrointestinal inflammation and maybe even vomiting
I commute 45 minutes each way to work and often find myself stuck in traffic. Yesterday, this is who I was stuck behind for many, many minutes. I couldn’t help but notice their license plate. Since I spend so much time driving, I always look at people’s cars and try to figure out who they are based on their vanity plate, bumper stickers or stick-figure drawings of their family that everyone has pasted to their vehicles these days.
This one was a snap, because that license plate can’t mean anything but Salmonella, right? So, we can all deduce that not only are they Packer fans, they’re enthusists of pathogens that cause food poisoning.
Hilarious, maybe their kids names are Sam and Ella and they thought, oh look dear, how cute, we can put our kids names on our Packer Plates… oops…
I’m sure Rebecca is correct about the names, but I’ll bet it’s a husband and wife (Sam and Ella). Did their names and their possible juxtapositions ever occur to them during dating/courtship? If yes, you’d have thought that would be reason enough to abort the relationship. I wonder if they make each other sick . . .