WWE (as in wrestling)

I’m not sure what your schedule is like today or if you’ll have time to surf the web and read this (you kids starts so young with technology these days), but I have a favor to ask.  Could you please move your head to either the right or left of my bladder so I can stop feeling the constant, urgent need to run to the bathroom? I know it’s really fun to push up against my ribs with your feet and headbutt my bladder so you can giggle as I race to the bathroom, but mommy would like to make it through this pregnancy without wetting her pants. 

Thank you. And we’re ready whenever you are. 

Love,

Mom