In case you feel like vomiting first thing this morning
My co-worker, John, has a very special bond with the Internet. They are “one.” John has an uncanny knack for finding the most random, yet intriguing, gems in the vast expanse of crap-and-a-few-good-things that is the World Wide Web. He’s also a foodie, which explains the following link he sent me via IM this morning.
John: http://www.markonefoods.com/ Neat. Just kidding! Gross
Me: Holy shit that is disgusting. Esp the bbq chicken
John: LOL
Me: Might as well just barf on a piece of bread and serve it to your child
John: Not awesomesauce. But the little girl looks so happy
Me: Because her only other option is to eat the paint that’s sitting in front of her. “It’s either the canned fake chicken, Melissa, or your paint set.”
John: LOL. nice! melissa
Me: she is totally a melissa
John: How the hell has that been out for two years yet i’ve never heard of it? c’mon!
Somehow “Pop the top” does not fit into “Delicious phrases to describe a sandwich” for me.
P.S. Thanks to Co-worker John for inspiring my last three posts!
This CAN'T be real!