A Constructed Life

Dr. Evil’s newest assistant

“I will first assemble a calamitous army of stuffed teddies and bunnies and unleash them into the world, nestling them in with newborns everywhere. The Army of Plushness shall then whisper the inner workings of my plan into their precious ears, causing a chorus of crying to sweep the nation. The world’s babies will then rise up, bottles raised and…

…oh my god am I’m tired. Conspiring is exhausting…

…hey! There’s that lady and she’s got a bottle. I LOVE BOTTLES AND FOOD AND EATING AND BOTTLES!!! The world is a most glorious and wondrous place! I shall speak of its rapture to babies everywhere!”

These photos are from early December, when Addy was just 4 months old. And now she’s 8 months! My baby is all grown up!

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